We can do this
Of course its on the main page of the wiki so so will 12 trillion other people. But still!
Edit - I'll edit this post as people add answers
Q01: Although the tutorial will not thank you for it, this lost item has been bugged back into the game.
Q02: Need a little therapy? Why not go hunting? You'll need to RSVP first, though.
Q03: The perfect memorabilia, as long as you don't have arms, and maybe a napkin.
Q04: If you believe as the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal does, then this item will help you immensely.
Makeshift turban (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Makeshift_turban
Q05: If you go down this road of ill repute, you'll be drunk before you know it.
Q06: The perfect troll attack, at least for those who are ill-informed.
Q07: Is it fake, or are the contents fake? You'll have to open it to find out.
Fake fake vomit (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Fake_fake_vomit
Q08: Though it doesn't shoot grenades, it's still incredibly over-powered.
Q09: You feel charged up! Now that you're cooled down, you can turn an owl into a super lame toy... yay..
Something to do with zapping a pottery yo-yo into a pottery barn owl? Not sure
Q10: You're a fool if you didn't buy this fleeting familiar when you had the chance...
Emo roe (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Emo_roe
Q11: On June 14, 2006 this item was renamed to oil of expertise and had its recipe changed.
Equilibrium juice (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Equilibrium_juice
Q12: What 2004 revamp was rejected?
Q13: On what date did an extreme NPC die, and what was his/her last known whereabouts?
Q14: There is a way to perform mild co-operation with a friend in-combat. How? (or, What item could one use to actively and directly assist a new player during their first Naughty Sorceress battle?)
Q15: How can one increase their AT buff cast duration in a Bad Moon lead-in Hardcore ascension?
Platinum Yedorian Express Card? (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Platinum_Yendorian_Express_Card
I wasn't aware anything else could do this though so?
Q16: What questionably contains cat?
Q17: This familiar played an important role in obtaining some special and malleable meat.
Q18: This player defeated two big meanies in his old age.
Q19: This familiar used to age horribly.
Q20: What's the name of the benign meteorological curiosity which turned out to be a harbinger of everyone's "favorite" quest?
Q21: This skill is e-peen for the old. Now get off their lawn!
Q22: This bird may further your mystical ambitions, but its feathers won't.
Q23: It's surprisingly easy for owls to do this, but it's impossible for parrots.
Q24: Before Hodgman and the burial ground, hobos used this to talk to their ancestors.
Q25: These circular wonders were once thought useless, but were later skilfully implemented.
Strange shiny disc (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Strange_shiny_disc
Q26: The first person to party with this drunken spirit woke up in the morning with a new tattoo.
Q27: The naughty sorceress was ominously found in this area before the biggest change the game has ever experienced.
Grim grimacite site (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Grim_grimacite_site
Q28: Although this trophy is more difficult to obtain than it once was, the trophy maker doesn't know that.
Q29: Barry and Buck are in a fight to the death. Who wins and why?
Q30: This melee weapon is adventurers!
Q31: This weapon's name can't be shortened in chat.
Q32: This food item was used in a quest some years ago. It was always inedible, but it's even worse now that it has aged.
Q33: You will have to wait weeks and weeks to get this item, but once you have it your life will be complete.
Q34: This hat protects you from the wrong element. Silly Jick.