[Trerro]

Unbreaking the thread...

I wish Minecraft had a single, unified mod platform so we could use any combination of mods we wanted.

[Valsidor]

Mods are now just parts of the game that can never be added to or improved. They are part of the game proper. But you can choose which you want.

I wish text books weren't so dry.

[GPH]

...well thats almost too easy.

Whenever you try to sit down and read a textbook, someone appears from nowhere and empties a bucket of water on your head. As a result you fail to pass any exams ever again.

I wish the english language had more clearly defined rules and less words with dual meanings that could be misinterpreted

[Valsidor]

Congrats, your wish killed the game as now most of the things we use to corrupt the wishes now have set in stone single meanings.

I wish I weren't so tired in the mornings.

[SirGalahad]

*Valsidor wakes some mornings to find he orgasmed over night.

-that we have a somewhat truthful role playing thread.

[Hihahahalol]

*Valsidor wakes some mornings to find he orgasmed over night.

-that we have a somewhat truthful role playing thread.

everyone chosed the evil side resulting in destroying the world

i wish i was more of a nub

[Valsidor]

Hey, you can't wish for what you already are! 

I wish I owned a mecha.

[Hihahahalol]

ERROR: TARGET NOT RECOGNIZED,BEGIN NEUTRALISATION!!!

you died

i wish i was more of a pro

[Trerro]

You're a professional janitor, one of the best. It's YOU they call to clean up the *really* nasty bathroom accidents.

I wish more people cared more about people and less about profit.

[The_Black_Assalant]

People all care now more about each other then about profit. after 2 months the stock market crashes,the world falls in anarchy,and aliens now rule are planet.

I wish is was a data file 

[Valsidor]

You are one of the hidden data files, and some noob computer guy reveals all hidden files and accidentally deletes you. And forgets and does 35 passes on the hard drive.

I wish I had more money.

[Trerro]

Congrats, you're now a trillionaire.


I wish I could find an MMORPG I actually want to stick with for a while.

[Hihahahalol]

You kept on playing it and got addicted to the point you stopped working,after a month you were forced not to pay the internet bills so you can buy enough food to keep you alive

i wish my wish doesnt get corrupted AND being the troll in this thread without having this thread being boring or annoying to anyone

[Trerro]

It doesn't get corrupted, it gets ignored. Everyone moves on, so it doesn't become boring or annoying.

I wish I had a lot more social experience.

[iggy]

Your wish has been granted, you are now a sex worker exclusively for retirement homes and other social endevours.

I wish I could visit other planets