(That hang glider thing is nuts, eh.)
In desperation, you are finally enticed by the ubiquitous and unavoidable "make $xxx from home" ads. In signing up for your free welcome kit, your identity is stolen and the fraudsters pose as a Nigerian prince in your name. Without time to find a good lawyer (given your long hours), your defense fails when you are charged and you thrown into jail for 10 years, thereby leaving your job. (Trerro I have always wondered, what is it that you do?)
I wish I had planned Father's Day in advance.