[Bearsus]

lol @ lead based life form


When the formerly vision abled ppl become visually disabled, the social organization starts changing for the better, but only for a time. When the visually impaired with braile reading skills notice they have an enormous advantage against the defenseless "common blinds", they become rulers of the world, and establish slavery for the braile-uneducated commons.



I wish chocolates were a healthy food to eat in large quantities.

[The_Black_Assalant]

choclate soon become's the most healthy food on the planet,how ever after 5 year's of plundering the coca tree's they dye off staffing a battle for the last remaining choclate in the would ending in nucular winter.


I wish i could shrink down to a micro organism and enter a atom

[Bearsus]

You are shrunk by an amazing machine to molecular size, however, unable to contain a microscopic being within the shrinking chamber, you "fall" into a molecule of the chamber's floor. Having changed in size, the otherwise harmless electromagnetic forces of the atoms work 100,000,000 times stronger than before, upon your now tiny, and fragile body, thus desintegrating you into a million micronic sized pieces.

(Is "micronic" actually a word?? lol)


I wish I'd stop wishing, what I never should've wished. 

[The_Black_Assalant]

you stop wishing what you should of never wished for,however you end up in a endless loop of wishing the same wish allday everyday untill you die


I WISH I SMELLED LIKE A DOG TURD! ROFLMAO

[oarsof6]

How do you corrupt the already corrupted? You smell like a dog turd from a puppy who ate a bottle of perfume... you actually smell pretty good 

I wish the wash was finished so I could go out.

[Trerro]

It's finished, but a poorly dyed red shirt turned everything pink.

I wish I wasn't stuck in CT.

[oarsof6]

You're now stuck in Iran, and if you don't convert to their brand of Islam, they will cut off your head like any other "infidel."

I wish I could have Red Robin for dinner tonight

[Trerro]

Someone shoots a red robin, throws it on a plate, and leaves it on your doorstep.

I wish I had claws... nails are useless.

[The_Black_Assalant]

you know have massive claw's witch are a huge help to you threw your day to day life untill one night while your watching skinamax you notice a freind is making an apperance,you reach down to shake him but alas the mighty new claw's rip them and him right off


I wish i was a global killer astorid

[Trerro]

You become an asteroid just large enough to shatter a snow globe.

I wish I could draw well.

[The_Black_Assalant]

You can,you become very anept at drawing disney charecters,witch get's you sued,they take all your money and computer equip. they over throw ra and use it to expand there base of operation's


i wish the bear's had a new coach,loveie suck's

[Trerro]

You wake up and notice a bear sleeping on your couch. It's the bear's now.

I wish more people would follow their dreams and less would become drones.

[The_Black_Assalant]

more and more people start to follow there dream's "there wet dream's" so the world is filled with crossdreser's,people haveing sex in mid town newyork on motercycles and the world fall's into chaos.


i wish i could have seen the start of time it's self

[Bearsus]

You begin your existence with the Big Bang but, since the blast is of proportions not even understandable for the human mind (i.e. very big... ) , you desintegrate the very moment you begin existing (making it the shortest life ever...).


I wish I had something interesting to post in here.

[oarsof6]

you write the most interesting post in RA history; unfortunately, it's also as long as a typical Trerro post, so no-one actually reads it.

I wish that it were 60 degrees year round in Maryland