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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #165 on: November 05, 2012, 10:39:09 pm »
You can visit other planets, though Earth was blasted by Aliens.


I wish I was an alien, that would destroy Humanity. :P
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #166 on: November 05, 2012, 11:24:40 pm »
You become a non-sentient alien parasite.

I wish legal systems were based more on evidence and less on which side could afford a better lawyer.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #167 on: November 06, 2012, 01:30:32 pm »
You become a non-sentient alien parasite.

I wish legal systems were based more on evidence and less on which side could afford a better lawyer.

Done, you are now innocent until caught red handed, possibly with the rope on Mss Murdoch in the Kitchen.

I wish the plumber who's at my place right now would fix my dry faucet faster

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #168 on: November 26, 2012, 10:00:50 pm »
Not often do I corrupt my own wish, but he did flood my place!

I wish everything wouldn't have to be such a god damn struggle :P

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #169 on: December 08, 2012, 09:11:04 am »
You find yourself in a coma for several years... but hey, no daily struggles!

I wish tech would advance faster.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #170 on: December 08, 2012, 09:14:24 am »
It does, it's just the machine taking over though!

I wish this forum would work properly!

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #171 on: January 03, 2013, 05:57:10 am »
The forum works perfectly, but your cable/dsl/FIOS lines are permanently cut, leaving you without access.

I wish everyone a happy new year!

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #172 on: January 05, 2013, 09:00:40 pm »
Your wish is granted, it is now 2014!

I wish my the temp on my AC would actually be correct so that my heater would work! (there's like no central heating anywhere here)

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #173 on: January 07, 2013, 06:26:42 pm »
The thermostat now reads the correct temperature of 20C. However, the programmers of the thermostat missed a bug that translated the temperature to 293K, which the computer reads as 293C. Therefore, your AC kicks on in a fruitless attempt to lower the temperature from 293C to 20C, and leaves your room an icebox.

I wish for three more wishes!

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #174 on: February 12, 2013, 11:42:52 am »
3 wishes are granted... to a random despot.

I wish I had a tail.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #175 on: February 25, 2013, 12:51:31 pm »
The nearest animal with a tail is drawn to you. Their tail fuses to you with the animal on the other end. Congratulations, you now probably have a cat/dog fused to you! Possibly a rodent of some sort. I hope you don't live near a farm...

I wish I hadn't entered the job market during the recession.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #176 on: March 01, 2013, 03:31:23 pm »
You enter the job market in 1929. After years of living on the street as a vagabond, you finally get a government job digging a hole, filling it in, then repeating. Then Germany invades Poland, and GB drafts you into the army as a combat engineer. Guess what... more ditches! You survive the Blitz to join the advance to Berlin in 1944-1945. Upon liberating countless French towns and making it through the Battle of the Bulge, a sniper takes you out the day before V-E day.

I wish that I never updated my computer to Windows 8  :-\

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #177 on: August 29, 2015, 04:40:51 pm »
You never upgraded to Windows at all. You do have the most updated version of DOS 6 though!

I wish I knew how to hang glide.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #178 on: August 31, 2015, 09:26:21 am »
On your first solo flight, free from the ties of an instructor, you do the Ewa Wisnierska...
(http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/ewa-sucked-into-storm-and-lives-to-tell/2007/02/16/1171405421626.html)

I wish I had a bus pass with unlimited credit.

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Re: The corrupt a wish game
« Reply #179 on: September 01, 2015, 11:07:12 pm »
You receive a fancy, laminated bus pass, entitling you to a free ride anywhere in Somalia.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a ~55 hr/week job that's about to go to 72, then possibly 84 and 98.
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"My political ideal is the democracy. Let every man be respected as an individual, but let no man be idolized" - Einstein
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin