Chaos Cluster
General Forums => Thread Games => Topic started by: Trerro on October 11, 2009, 08:52:51 pm
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The rules are simple.
1. Post the next 3 words of the story.
2. Do not post twice in a row.
3. If it's near the end of the time, try to move it towards something resembling an ending.
This thread will run until the end of the year, then I'll start up a new one (this way we won't get the 100something page thread we got last time, where no one actually wanted to list the final story.)
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I'll start the story with...
Ever since I
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quietly snuck into
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a secret laboratory,
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the monkeys have
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followed me to
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the restroom. However,
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I gained the
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advantage when suddenly
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out of nowhere
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the monkeys sat
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on a device
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which penetrated the
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brain and caused
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Trerro's brain to
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telepathically control them.
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Realizing this, Trerro
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sent the monkeys
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through the ceiling
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Ofcourse this meant
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war with the
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flying dwarves that
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the wicked witch
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hid in her
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giant, secret, mystical
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lair. Why did
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she have them?
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Obviously because they
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quite capable of
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destroying the legendary
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anti-witch golems of
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Prague. Rabbis everywhere
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armed themselves with
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giant purple hamsters
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which could defeat
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the evil falsa
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battle drones. These
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battle drones attempted
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to inject Trerro (
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god knows why
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) but with hydrogen (
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the injected particles
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) in Trerro's brain,
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granted superpowers, but
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the flying monkeys
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took zippy from
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Risa. Runon sentences
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begin to drag
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but Trerro's brain
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implodes from the
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serious case of
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head in butt :D
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which is very
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pleasurable to a
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donkey with a
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inflated mouth. unfortunetly
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after that happened
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Nothing else happend
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and away went
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the fine looking
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cloned Yakuza members
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deftly ducking into
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the strangely glowing
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abyss that was
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connecting the world
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with a tiny
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ski lift system.
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The world connectors
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suddenly decided that
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the ski lift
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needed to be
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fixed by the
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zombie dolphins of
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a planet called
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Wszxcvbnmklp. So the
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Wxzxcvbnmklperanians deployed a
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large Wszxcvbnmklpian drill
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,but forgot to
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BUY NEW BOOTS!!!
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That lead them
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to buy boots
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from a small
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woman who went
(Do I get a bonus for starting them all with "W"? :P)
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, "coffee, mmm coffee...
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with massive amounts
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of loby. BDV1
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got drunk and
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created a entirely
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new method of
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launching the super
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and massively smelly
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bottle of a
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witch's teat. However,
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delays in storytelling
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caused the plot
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to progress with
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a rather silly
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tinge of incontinence.
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In spite of