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Title: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 11, 2009, 09:09:52 pm: How it works:

1. Read the last posted wish.
2. Respond with a post that TECHNICALLY grants the wish, but very much not as the wisher intended. This can involve things going horribly wrong, or just plain silliness. Replies can range anywhere from a 1 line response to a quick story. Be creative. :)
3. Finish by posting a wish of your own.
4. Do not post twice in a row - someone else has to corrupt your wish.

Example:
I wish I didn't have to worry about money.
The global economy collapses, and everything returns to the barter system.

I wish we had fusion power generation.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bman21212 on October 12, 2009, 05:51:51 am: We have fusion power, but only one generator. The world is plunged into chaos over this generator, everyone wanting it for themselves.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted whenever I wanted for free.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 13, 2009, 07:11:16 am: You can... unfortunately so can everyone else, and 2 people teleporting to the same place at the same time becomes the leading cause of death.

I wish a fix had been found for the genetic bug that causes aging.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 05:01:41 am: The gene is found and corrected; future human generations do not age beyond a single celled zygote, resulting in the extinction of the human race.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 14, 2009, 06:57:55 am: The earth's rotation slows to the point that a day lasts a full month. Unfortunately, this causes the side not facing the sun to freeze over, making it very difficult to live outside of currently tropical areas.

I wish all house chores were performed by robots.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 02:13:24 pm: All house chores are now preformed by robots, along with everything else that humans used to do, because humans are now extinct (see previous zygote post).

I wish that I could work from home every day instead of just 2x a week.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on October 14, 2009, 04:53:21 pm: You can, unfortunately it's because you got fired and you're now doing the house work.

I wish I got another good spot to post "that's what she said" in the line association thread.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 05:21:05 pm: You do, except it's about yo momma

I wish that I had a 1.2 aperture lens
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 14, 2009, 06:44:05 pm: You do, but they accidentally made it from green glass.

I wish someone had figured out dolphin languages well enough for us to talk to them.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 06:46:49 pm: We already have, except all the dolphins would talk about was fish, so the device was disregarded.

I wish Trerro would finally realize that animals are not more intelligent than humans.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on October 14, 2009, 08:44:13 pm: He does, and for that reason he decides to go on a mission to kill all animals, for they are inferior to man.

I wish someone would fund space exploration some more again... beyond sending bombs to the moon!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 09:01:59 pm: President Obama announces the next trillion dollar project: bombing Mars!

I wish that President Obama would quit spending money that we don't have
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 14, 2009, 09:09:39 pm: Tax collectors show up at your house with weapons to make sure they have the money.

I wish Oars didn't reject science.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 14, 2009, 09:57:08 pm: I've had enough with computers, and am going back to school next year for Chemistry... I will now be teaching your children science.

I wish that Trerro would reject stereotypes
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 14, 2009, 10:16:41 pm: I do, changing nothing.

(I don't say you reject science because you're Christian - there's been a LOT of scientific advances by Christians - Newton probably being the most notable example, and the majority of Christians do, in fact, accept modern science. I say you reject science because you think the freaking world is 6000 years old, which flies in the face of just about every branch of modern science (and hell, some of the ancient ones - even the Mayans knew the world is the older than that), and it's a claim that can be disproven dozens of ways.)

If you want to discuss this further, please take it to debates - I only posted what I did because of your "I wish Trerro didn't think animal intelligence exists" one.

I wish we had a Mars colony.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 15, 2009, 03:35:06 am: We do have a Martian colony... on Earth. They gave us martian blankets that turned out to be laced with large-pox. The human race is now living in small reservations while the Martians only recognize us by naming their sports teams after a whitewashed memory of our existence.

HAHA I wish that after being gone for a year, I could go one day without someone blowing up on me about my, up until now, unmentioned on this forum religion! HAHA
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Lady_Shiannel on October 15, 2009, 04:34:00 am: *slaps oars again* now everyone blows up on you about being a girl

I wish Oars would quit whining like a little girl.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on October 15, 2009, 04:38:44 pm: He does, but than he starts guilting you into buying baskets of girlscout cookies with his sad puppy face and you end up going broke. Not hungry though!

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 15, 2009, 05:27:41 pm: you can and dick cheny mistakes you for a quail. *BANG*

i wish everyone on earth was as smart or smarter than i am
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 15, 2009, 07:28:54 pm: Suddenly, everyone in the world has an IQ of 400. All menial labor disappears - we have machines for that now. Resource efficiency increases to the point that even the poorest citizen lives like a king does now. 1% of the world's land can now feed all of its people - no one goes hungry. Thanks to fusion power and cleanup technology, not only is there no more pollution being made, but what's already up there is cleared. We fix the ozone layer while we're at it. Everyone thinks for themselves, and now with no wars over religion or resources, there's pretty much just plain no war. No one ages... and yet there's no overpopulation - as the population goes up we develop underground cities, arcologies, and finally, simply expand into space - and there we encounter various alien species, trade technologies, and advance even faster! It appears to be utopia.

Unfortunately, no one's moral alignment changed, only their intelligence. Your common gang leader is now a supervillian. Your manipulative, evil, political type has no real political power anymore... but he finds a way to get it back. Weapons... very, very powerful weapons. Devices of destruction are created on a scale the greatest of sci fi authors can't even imagine today. Inevitably, someone is immoral enough to actually use these weapons. 99% of the population of all species in our galaxy die out - and most of the rest are on planets where life is no longer sustainable. The few survivors band together, desperately hoping they can rebuild civilization... only time will tell if they succeed.

I wish friendly aliens would land here.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 16, 2009, 01:10:08 am: aliens land and attempt to make friendly communication with humans. Seeing that the United States of America is seemingly the most popular of the Earthly countries, they head straight for New York City. Unfortunately, by some misunderstanding, they think that Rush Limba is the most influential man in the most popular country and thus must be our leader. listening to his radio program they find humanity to be a hateful violent and arrogant species. Fearing we could create war, they quickly depart without making any contact (a simple fly over and out). American citizens where so shaken by the event that they vote in a war mongering republican who claims to have America's best interests at heart and an iron fist to defend us from a probable alien attack. Marshal law takes effect in the United states and many other countries follow suit. The planet eventually gives in to the "green scare" where Dick Cheny is named leader of the world in hopes he will defend us all..... (i think you see where this is going)

i wish people weren't so caught up in surviving and cared more about living eventful lives
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 16, 2009, 08:11:26 pm: The world becomes a much more interesting place, but people forget to make sure there's enough farms to feed everyone. Mass rioting and looting soon results.

I wish the US had more than 2 political parties.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 16, 2009, 09:54:27 pm: The Yuts and the Yuns are added to the list, joining the Democrat, Republican, Green, Libertarian, Constitutional, American Party, America First Party, America's Independent Party, Boston Tea Party, Independence Party of America, Moderate Party, Marijuana Party, Objectivist Party, Party for Socialism and Liberation, Peace and Freedom Party, Prohibition Party, Reform Party of the United States of America, Socialist Equality Party, Socialist Party of the United States of America, Socialist Workers Party, Unity Party of America, Workers World Party, and the Working Families Party.

I wish that we would have October weather in October (not December's)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 17, 2009, 12:21:54 am: (i thought the game was corrupt a wish, not make it more appealing)

Republican radio hosts are proven right and the earth isnt undergoing a climate change.... (thats corrupted alright :p )

i wish people weren't so passionately blinded by there opinions and saw the other side of the coin (i'm not talking about you oars :) )
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 17, 2009, 06:30:06 am: They're not. Instead, they're apathetic zombies that follow whoever is currently in charge.

I wish all bodily damage could be repaired by nanobots.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 17, 2009, 12:49:11 pm: Scientists develop an injection of nanobots, which can repair bodily damage, and even cure diseases before they have a chance to develop. Unfortunately, the nanobots decide that their human hosts do not always make logical decisions, so they take over the human consciousness. Every human is now either a slave within his own body, or a slave to their nanobot-infected brethren.

I wish the housing market would stabilize so I could buy a home.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bman21212 on October 17, 2009, 07:34:45 pm: It stabilizes, thanks to communism coming to America. All houses are $1, in price and quality.

I wish Verizon would have nice phones that weren't tied to data plans.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 17, 2009, 08:39:39 pm: they allow you to buy a smartphone without a data plan but dont block data usage. you get a HUGE phone bill because of the data used to syn the time on your phone (NOOOO!!!))
(btw... no one offers smart phones without dataplans anymore, you gotta get an unlocked phone for that... or buy it outright)

i wish animals spoke english
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 17, 2009, 09:30:39 pm: Animals speak English, but because of their extremely low cognition, humans still can't understand anything beyond their basic wants and affection (which we understand already anyway ;) )

I wish we we could have another election next month
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 17, 2009, 10:32:42 pm: We start having presidential elections every month. No president ever accomplishes anything again, and no one even knows what platform they're voting for, as candidates have no time to establish a platform independent of what mass media decides it is.

I wish Texas would become its own country (and have no say in US politics as a result.)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 19, 2009, 02:46:26 am: Texas, and every other state in the union become their own country. However, since Texas has all of the guns, it isn't long before Texas conquerors the remaining 49 former states, and soon overruns Mexico and Canada. The Empire of Texas now rules North America, and appoints George W. Bush lifelong King.

I wish that we were older, than we wouldn't have to wait so long...
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on October 19, 2009, 09:18:44 pm: ...you are now older. Congratulations, you no longer have to wait so long to die? o.0

I wish that I knew how to drive already :\
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 19, 2009, 11:40:08 pm: you learn how to drive, but because you live in england, you're more likely to get into an accident. your insurance rates go up before you've even paid off this now hunk of junk car and you fall into serious debt... oh wait, thats my life :p

i wish companies had peoples best interests at heart instead of being money hungry

(try not to ruin it with a, end of capitalism rant... make it more difficult :) )
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on October 20, 2009, 03:28:12 pm: They dio, and hence you're fired for getting too close to young girls that just want to fly :(

I wish I had... X-ray vision!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 20, 2009, 03:52:05 pm: you do and get locked away for being a mutant. The government then tries to use your ability for intel gathering but you essentially become a slave.

i wish i could control the nature of time itself. speeding or slowing time becomes my choice. Relativity goes out the window... welcome to the age of My time.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 20, 2009, 07:37:19 pm: you gain control over Relativity. you can now speed and slow time at your will. how ever after many round's with christ at the last supper you speed time to a point that it cant be stopped and you bypass armagenden and piss off satin. your now his love toy. that was fun =)

I wish we could pick our gentic makeup, IE>sex,look's,eye color,and so on PRE BIRTH. courrpt that
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 20, 2009, 07:49:37 pm: You can, but everyone can, offering you no advantage whatsoever. Additionally, because most people now look rather similar (and therefore have extremely similar genes), disease spreads much faster, and most people are killed in a plague. The ones that survive are those who look a bit weird by choice.

I wish I could shapeshift.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 20, 2009, 10:08:46 pm: you can,you morph in to chris from family guy and become good "friends" with herbert you know :P

i wish i was a pair of ladies underware size 5,wore every other day by a size 5 panted female/ not shemale ;)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on October 21, 2009, 12:22:19 am: period juice.... (that was too easy)

i wish everyone on earth who was hungry was given 1 free meal a day paid for by people making over 10mil a year (and trust me, it's a lot of people)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 21, 2009, 02:58:53 pm: they do,unfortunately it's a burger from the milan mc donalds and they all contract heptiats a

I wish i could enter the realm of final fantasy as a true dark knight to renownce my sword for the wepon of light apun the mt odeal's
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 23, 2009, 03:29:44 am: as you grasp the "weapon of light" and feel its power pulse through every vein in your body, darkness crashes upon your world and everything falls silent: 12 year old Timmy did not take out the trash for the third time this month, so his furious dad ripped out the play station from the wall, threw it outside, and smashed your world into a million final pieces with his sledge hammer. Welcome to reality.

I wish that Matt Drudge would do a little research into what net neutrality is before posting this picture and headline as his top story:

(http://www.drudgereport.com/jfcc.jpg)
JULIUS AT FCC WANTS TO 'REGULATE' INTERNET (http://www.reuters.com/article/regulatoryNewsConsumerGoodsAndRetail/idUSN2237873320091022)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 23, 2009, 04:57:53 am: He starts researching about internet neutrality, and many other thing, and starts noticing that ppl start actually believing in what he says/reports, thus allowing him to convince ppl his former BS is true/worth.

I wish ppl in the street would respect motorcyclists more than they do.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 23, 2009, 02:44:16 pm: they do,unfortunetly it's there vehicals them self's that dont like the biker's and run them over :'(

I wish i had the ra rubber ducky remote that was lost in my,iggy and viggo's chat during that late night koc sab spree
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 23, 2009, 02:51:26 pm: You find the ra rubber ducky remote and activate the ducky, generating an immense atomic explosion killing every living being in the planet...

I wish human beings were radiation proof (so we wouldn't have to die because of the ducky-explosion).
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 23, 2009, 02:59:21 pm: humans suddenly mutate into a lead based life form,unfourtntly it is to sudden a change and all the human's die from lead poisioning as nature has a sick sence of humor

I wish the entire world was suddenly struck blind.ending race war's,stopping people from being judeged by there lifestyle ie "crossdresser's,lesbian's,gays,sm couple's,nudeist,homeless,homly you get the picture"
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 23, 2009, 06:30:11 pm: lol @ lead based life form

When the formerly vision abled ppl become visually disabled, the social organization starts changing for the better, but only for a time. When the visually impaired with braile reading skills notice they have an enormous advantage against the defenseless "common blinds", they become rulers of the world, and establish slavery for the braile-uneducated commons.

I wish chocolates were a healthy food to eat in large quantities.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 24, 2009, 04:02:45 am: choclate soon become's the most healthy food on the planet,how ever after 5 year's of plundering the coca tree's they dye off staffing a battle for the last remaining choclate in the would ending in nucular winter.

I wish i could shrink down to a micro organism and enter a atom
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 24, 2009, 04:00:48 pm: You are shrunk by an amazing machine to molecular size, however, unable to contain a microscopic being within the shrinking chamber, you "fall" into a molecule of the chamber's floor. Having changed in size, the otherwise harmless electromagnetic forces of the atoms work 100,000,000 times stronger than before, upon your now tiny, and fragile body, thus desintegrating you into a million micronic sized pieces.

(Is "micronic" actually a word?? lol)

I wish I'd stop wishing, what I never should've wished. ;)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 24, 2009, 09:57:46 pm: you stop wishing what you should of never wished for,however you end up in a endless loop of wishing the same wish allday everyday untill you die

I WISH I SMELLED LIKE A DOG TURD! ROFLMAO
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 24, 2009, 10:58:46 pm: How do you corrupt the already corrupted? You smell like a dog turd from a puppy who ate a bottle of perfume... you actually smell pretty good ???

I wish the wash was finished so I could go out.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 24, 2009, 11:09:24 pm: It's finished, but a poorly dyed red shirt turned everything pink.

I wish I wasn't stuck in CT.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 24, 2009, 11:16:04 pm: You're now stuck in Iran, and if you don't convert to their brand of Islam, they will cut off your head like any other "infidel."

I wish I could have Red Robin for dinner tonight
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 24, 2009, 11:21:51 pm: Someone shoots a red robin, throws it on a plate, and leaves it on your doorstep.

I wish I had claws... nails are useless. :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 25, 2009, 03:06:57 pm: you know have massive claw's witch are a huge help to you threw your day to day life untill one night while your watching skinamax you notice a freind is making an apperance,you reach down to shake him but alas the mighty new claw's rip them and him right off

I wish i was a global killer astorid
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 25, 2009, 07:16:31 pm: You become an asteroid just large enough to shatter a snow globe.

I wish I could draw well.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 25, 2009, 09:39:08 pm: You can,you become very anept at drawing disney charecters,witch get's you sued,they take all your money and computer equip. they over throw ra and use it to expand there base of operation's

i wish the bear's had a new coach,loveie suck's
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 26, 2009, 07:07:15 am: You wake up and notice a bear sleeping on your couch. It's the bear's now. :P

I wish more people would follow their dreams and less would become drones.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 26, 2009, 03:38:08 pm: more and more people start to follow there dream's "there wet dream's" so the world is filled with crossdreser's,people haveing sex in mid town newyork on motercycles and the world fall's into chaos.

i wish i could have seen the start of time it's self
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 26, 2009, 05:14:58 pm: You begin your existence with the Big Bang but, since the blast is of proportions not even understandable for the human mind (i.e. very big... :P ) , you desintegrate the very moment you begin existing (making it the shortest life ever...).

I wish I had something interesting to post in here.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on October 26, 2009, 05:51:21 pm: you write the most interesting post in RA history; unfortunately, it's also as long as a typical Trerro post, so no-one actually reads it.

I wish that it were 60 degrees year round in Maryland
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 26, 2009, 06:45:18 pm: It is, but that's 60 degrees C, not F. :P

I wish the US would use the damn metric system.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 27, 2009, 02:10:57 pm: The us now use's the metric system,as a print on tolite paper :-*

I wish gas was out moded for electric car's
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 28, 2009, 07:54:38 pm: The world starts to quickly realize gasoline and/or gas is a harmful fuel, which produces most of the emissions which polute the environment, and star using electric cars. Which apparently are emission free. But once ppl get used to driving said cars, and star wearing them out, along with their batteries, they start realising that electric cars aren't as eco-friendly as they where lead to believe. Producing most of the battery components in various countries generates environmental impact by having to transport them to a central place to actually produce the batteries, whose life is of about 5 years, depending on use. And once the batteries wear out, they have to be changed, producing an even greater impact by being disposed into landfills. Ppl then start believing, finally, that Hydrogen cell cars are a better option.

I wish I were home, and eating. Right now.
(I'm in the office, and have to go out for a business lunch in an hour or so...).
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 29, 2009, 02:38:45 pm: you are at home haveing a turkey sandwitch and a warm glass of milk,you fall asleep and miss your meeting and got fired :'(

I wish i had my own ra smiley,like aamer did
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Viggo on October 29, 2009, 11:34:05 pm: You now have your own smilie. But its actually not a happy face, its the face that someone makes when they just got punched in the face.

I wish I had a new bike for riding to work
(no getting hit corruptions please, i just got hit 2 days ago and im still hurting from it)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 30, 2009, 05:56:20 am: You have one, but you keep getting chased by a guy in a pink sweatsuit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s49fq3_PWww

I wish more people were night people.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on October 30, 2009, 09:09:52 am: They are, and now you avoid other people by getting up early! (too easy trerro, too easy :P)

I wish I could come up with a good wish.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on October 30, 2009, 11:03:12 pm: You do manage to come up with a good wish, but once you post it... it gets corrupted by someone in the RA.

Talk about easy. lol :P

I wish I would've completed today's assignment (which I couldn't because of some idiot truck driver who didn't show up).
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 pm: you complete your task for the day and go to the jhon.while in there the truck driver meet's with the boss and claim's the work as his own. he get's promoted and you get fired.

i wish the moon was truley made of chesse
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 31, 2009, 03:09:05 am: The moon is indeed made of cheese, and it's not very well preserved. You can smell it from Earth.

I wish no one went hungry. (resist the obvious "ok, everyone's dead" response :P)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bearsus on November 03, 2009, 07:40:24 pm: The human being mutates into a more evolved creature, which gets al the required nutrients from water and small amounts from any simple carbohydrates. However the great advantage which meant being a social life form, promoted by gathering every day around the table for eating gets lost, along with the great pleasure which meant eating, and the highly appreciated cullinary art.

I wish wishes were granted once in a while.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on November 03, 2009, 08:13:22 pm: They are... just not yours. :P

I wish the world economy hadn't crashed.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Manny Cotti on November 04, 2009, 02:33:34 am: Granted. Instead, the Earth collapses.

I wish my cat didn't have these blasted fleas.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on November 04, 2009, 02:45:10 am: He has worms instead.

I wish affordable civilian spacecraft existed.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on November 11, 2009, 07:51:50 pm: spacecrafts become affordable to the common man.. so much so that almost everyone owns a spacecraft... but jet fuel costs shoot up as the demand goes up. everyone is stuck with a spacecraft in there backyard with nothing to put inside. politicians than attempt to pass law and regulations on space travel and fuel consumption while activists turn into "star huggers"... (i tried to corrupt it, but it really just sounds like life now but with space cars)

i wish people would have the guts to stand up for what they believe it right more often instead of sitting around and waiting for something to change.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oddblob :) on November 13, 2009, 06:27:17 pm: people do..unfortunetly, every starts sdanting up and giving speechs and what not leading to a mass reblian of anouther rebilian agasint something that was coocked up by some other rebels (you get the picture) there for causeing the entire world to enter a massive war whipping out the human race...along with some animal ones cause they got in the way

i wish i had more than 2 arms so i could multitask more easily
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on November 15, 2009, 08:41:54 pm: You have an entire freezer full of arms, which has drawn the attention of the police... good luck explaining that one...

I wish to be the king of Hungary!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on November 16, 2009, 03:27:50 am: Your lineage is traced, and it turns out you are indeed the current king of Hungary. Unfortunately, as Hungary is a republic, that gets you a fancy title and that's about it.

I wish there were less extinct species.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on November 30, 2009, 11:33:44 pm: All life in the universe immediately dies out. They're all going to die eventually and allowing them to continue living in the short term will only lead to the creation of new species meaning that there will be a greater sum total of extinct species by the end.

I wish we had some sausages in the fridge...
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on December 01, 2009, 01:59:51 am: A serial killer turns his victims into sausage, and leaves the results in your fridge.

I wish we could learn stuff by direct brain download.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Viggo on December 01, 2009, 03:13:49 am: Hooray, we can now learn stuff through direct brain download (matrix style). However you don't have the latest antivirus and your brain gets hacked. Now you are a vegetable :(

I wish that while living in a damage free and full utility house that my rent wasnt so high.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on December 01, 2009, 10:04:16 pm: You get a cheap, full utility, in tact house, which would be large enough to be comfortable in. Unfortunately, it's directly in the center of turf 2 gangs have constant battles over, and it's 50' from freight train tracks.

I wish I was still in Boston.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Ice-master on December 07, 2009, 12:11:46 pm: You arive back in Boston, but with you a bunch of infected squirrels wich eat only human meat, guess who is on the menu?

I wish the Police didn't cath me speeding.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on December 11, 2009, 06:21:43 am: they didnt catch you speeding and instead you hit a man walking in the streets wearing black so you didnt see him... you instead get charged with vehicular homicide

i wish everyone gave to those in need
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on December 11, 2009, 06:36:02 am: Everyone gives sexual favors to the poor. They become a lot happier, but unfortunately, remain poor. :P

I wish the client that owes me 3 grand from months ago would pay the damn bill.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on December 12, 2009, 02:28:44 pm: They send you three grand pianos. The shipping and storage costs bankrupt you.

I wish I knew how to play more instruments.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oddblob :) on December 12, 2009, 04:57:56 pm: you learn how to play loads of instrument, eventully you can play every single instument in the owld, you earn so much money and becaome increadibly famous, unfortunly you cant come and suffre from a mental breakdown eventully commitin suicide

i wish i could take history instead of english lit at Alvl
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on December 14, 2009, 11:29:58 am: you do and never see how lit changes the coarse of history... sad... thus committing suicide...

i wish i was paid overtime for my 90 hour weeks
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on February 16, 2010, 07:10:26 am: You get overtime... but get reduced to minimum wage.

I wish someone would punch the assclown that keeps DDoSing RO's website.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on February 18, 2010, 05:37:31 am: the rest of the world knows wha trerro is talking about but you. you are left out of trerro talk

i wish people were allowed to have polyamoris relationships without it being frowned on
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on February 18, 2010, 07:45:59 pm: They become not only accepted, but common. Unfortunately, bloodsucking lawyers get involved, and joining and leaving them both become nightmares.

I wish forcing religion on 5 year olds was outlawed, and everyone was given a chance to explore the various schools of thought on the matter.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oddblob :) on February 18, 2010, 07:58:21 pm: it does become outlawed...unfortunetly, when your rich and famous for stopping it..god turns up and says "yes i exist" (although i don't think he does) and smites you were you stand.......ouch

i wish this snow would bugger off >:(
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on March 06, 2010, 06:19:16 pm: A volcanic vent opens near your house, instantly melting all of the snow... and destroying just about everything else in the area too.

I wish anti-monopoly laws were actually enforced.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Galeesa on March 12, 2010, 11:24:35 pm: A Monopoly police force is established, unfortunately they misinterpret the law and enforce a ban on the much loved board game... Soon everyone leaves the game behind and turn to the Game of Life. Shortly thereafter, everyone accepts the fact that the number of children and type of job you have is left to a card dealt of number spun on the dial. This places morons running nuclear reactors causing multiple meltdowns, leaving the world in a nuclear winter to whither and die.

I wish the history channel would go back to showing historical programs again.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on March 13, 2010, 10:56:16 pm: They show nothing but documentaries made in the 30s.

I wish I had remembered to send an email out when this site came back up. :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: ZeroTigress on July 06, 2010, 09:04:24 am: Granted, but your email turns out to be spam and everyone on your contact list sends you back frowns.

I wish I got a solar god helm in RO.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on July 07, 2010, 02:55:38 am: You get a solar-powered godly helm. It's pretty powerful, and it looks cool... but only on field maps... in direct sunlight... on taekwon solar days. :P

I wish RPG-style magic worked IRL.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bman21212 on July 12, 2010, 01:44:28 am: RPG magic works in real life, but because of that a true evil overlord rises up. A band of brave warriors opposes him, and against terrible odds, fail. Lack of respawn points in RL is a bitch. The world is ruled forever by an evil overlord.

I wish I had a motorcycle that would make its rider invulnerable in the event of a crash.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Lomaz on July 21, 2010, 04:15:17 am: that's an easy one.. take motorcycle, wrap it entirely in bubblewrap, wrap yourself in bubblewrap, tune it so its max speed is 5km/hr, blow up every other vehicle on the road, and go nuts :)

(or more simply, i believe theres a command in C++ or perl that does that for you)

i wish people would stop killing my MvP while farming it D:
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on July 21, 2010, 04:28:59 am: They instead use 97,000 BBs on the map, making it impossible to use until next maintenance.

I wish corporate lobbyists didn't rule the world.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Lomaz on July 21, 2010, 04:31:52 am: oooh an easy one... lets see if i can remember it...

â†‘ â†‘ â†“ â†“ â† â†’ â† â†’ B A

That should fix your problem in your "world"

i wish all the beatles wer still around and rocking.. :(
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on July 21, 2010, 04:40:59 am: They're all in nursing homes, rocking in chairs.

I wish 1UP shrooms existed IRL.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Lomaz on July 21, 2010, 04:49:36 am: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybin_mushroom you just got 1up'd.

wish could fusion was possible to do in your basement.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on July 21, 2010, 08:26:09 am: In your basement, you discover a 386 with Cold Fusion (the shitty programming language).

I wish supersonic airliners were common.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 15, 2010, 03:08:18 pm: Supersonic planes now fly over your house every 16 seconds, low enough that you can clearly hear every sonic boom :)

I wish we could change hair colour and length at will :o
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on August 27, 2010, 09:42:05 pm: Your hair color and length change at will, but when you're not willing it to a size and color, your hair becomes transparent and 2 meters long.

I wish I had adventure in my life.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 30, 2010, 06:55:59 pm: A great hero smashes down your door, goes through all your things, steals anything of slight value and then marches off. When you report him to the police they out source the catching of the 'mystery bandit' to the aforementioned hero.

I wish games put more effort into making you care about NPCs :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on September 01, 2010, 06:53:29 am: A game comes out loaded with towns where all of the NPCs have intricate backstories. Unfortunately, they forget to build the rest of the game.

I wish comp sci jobs still existed around here.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Aamer on September 03, 2010, 01:54:32 am: you find a decent paying job and get stuck behind a desk for the rest of your life wondering why you went to college to be chained to a desk

i wish people 20-28 didnt feel the need to drink to have fun
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on September 03, 2010, 11:17:01 pm: They become crackheads instead.

I wish I was a better recruiter.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on September 23, 2010, 06:38:50 pm: You become wildly successful at recruiting in the 10-12 year old female Twilight fanatic demographic. Everyone else leaves and you're left moderating posts which mostly consist of people making squee noises and writing bad fan fiction. :P

I wish the only person at work who sits near me who was around my age wasn't leaving next week :\
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bman21212 on September 30, 2010, 03:47:22 pm: Everyone in your company becomes your age. Unfortunately, this leads to a loss of knowledge with older people, and the company quickly folds. You are jobless.

I wish Sub Focus would come on tour to St Louis
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on October 01, 2010, 09:11:31 pm: A focus group of submariners holds a focus group discussion in St. Louis. No one outside of the military particularly cares, but hey, it's there!

I wish the US had much faster broadband and better access to it.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on October 03, 2010, 09:28:35 pm: The US invests heavily in improving its internet infrastructure and becomes a world leader, with everyone having incredibly fast internet. Unfortunately they also pass legislation banning all but approved government run websites and they run a highly efficient tracking system which identifies people breaking this law at which point they are hunted down and jailed for up to 40 years.

...but man those government approved sites load FAST :o

I wish there were more co-op games
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: mikoc5 on December 17, 2010, 06:07:15 pm: They becamed too popular - pepole started to play this for 23h/day and to save the mankind some idiot made it constitutionaly illegal. Going to another country? Sorry, not a chance - the borderguards are too distracted by the game and dont want to let you pass.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on April 05, 2011, 09:49:59 pm: Every time you try to relax you get the feeling of being prodded sharply in the back of the head every 1/4 second until you go and do something productive.

You keep this up for 2 weeks before going completely insane.

I wish I could experience a flash of inspiration
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on April 27, 2011, 03:44:58 am: It suddenly comes to you... an awesomely creative invention on par with some of Da Vinci's greatest ideas. Unfortunately, like most of Da Vinci's great ideas, the world can't actually implement it in the next few centuries. On the plus side, your sketch of it is awesome. :P

I wish corporations didn't rule the world.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on May 26, 2011, 12:39:59 pm: It turns out the world isn't run by corporations. It's actually run by a cabal of psychic aliens who are basically farming us for psychic energy. Having harvested the required amount they destory the planet in order to cover their tracks.

I wish there were more good sci-fi and fantasy tv shows :)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on May 26, 2011, 07:42:03 pm: A company is formed with so many good shows that they need 3 channels to show them all. Unfortunately, they're all in Urdu.

I wish modern republics weren't weakened by general citizen apathy.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oddblob :) on June 04, 2011, 10:22:42 pm: They Arent. but the people running the republic gain that apathy and thus nothing is done

i wish, that i had a new pair of hover boots....
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on June 05, 2011, 03:30:24 am: An alien ship crashes, and you find 2 pairs of hoverboots in the wreckage. Unfortunately, the aliens in question are 2' tall, so not only are you unable to wear them, but even if you could, they wouldn't generate enough lift to keep you in the air. Your cat loves them though. :P

I wish the news focused on objective reporting instead of slanted opinion pieces.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on June 05, 2011, 07:04:38 pm: A golden age of reporting begins with all news media giving an honest and unbiased view of local and world events.

Unfortunately this change causes the vast majority of the public to lose interest in news media. All news media outlets go bankrupt and the world is left bereft in a sea of ignorance.

I wish we discovered an easy and safe way to travel to other solar systems.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on June 17, 2011, 04:51:05 am: We finally get a moonbase up, and with that pesky "most of the weight of our spacecraft is in fuel" gone, space tech begins to advance at amazing rates. In just a few years, there's hundreds of companies up there building dozens of spaceships per day. They're even reasonably cheap... the sort of thing a group of a friends could afford if they were interested.

These ships are super easy to pilot - if you can handle using a computer and you know how to drive a car, you're good to go. The ships come with advanced AI including great mapping software, all the math is done for you.

Best of all, they're super safe! They're radiation shielded, impact shielded, and even lightly armed with advanced targetting to blow up any minor incoming space junk automatically. All systems are redundant, tons of spare parts are stored on board, and everything is color-coded and well-documented, with automatic damage sensors everywhere.

Unfortunately, no one's solved that whole "can't go much faster than .1 C" thing yet, and no one's found a cure for aging yet either. There's some great worlds out there, but it's your great grandkids that will be exploring them.

I wish we DID have a way to go over light speed. (Yes, I know this is utterly impossible by any conventional means. Let's assume scientists found a way around the limit.)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 03, 2011, 09:06:51 am: Our ships are able to go past light speed thanks to a jump in technology. However humans are still turned to jelly at these speeds.

I wish i had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 10, 2011, 09:25:54 pm: Your worst enemy finds our your most preciously guarded secret. You are blackmailed into going out with the ugliest, most spiteful and hateful girl you can find. Congrats buddy, you've got a girlfriend! :D

I wish if we had to have riots they could at least be about something worthwhile rather than just a load of people looting <_<
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 10, 2011, 10:20:38 pm: >:(

It turns out all the rioters are communists. And they win.

I wish TV shows were more interesting/not so inane.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: KhanCipher on August 16, 2011, 07:57:58 am: wish granted, they're interesting for a day, then they're boring for the rest of your life.

I wish... I'm the King of the World! 8)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 16, 2011, 08:02:49 am: The world plunges into nuclear war killing everyone but you. Congrats, you're ruler of the nothing that is the world.

I wish humans were nocturnal since I seem to be.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 16, 2011, 07:50:57 pm: Humans become strictly nocturnal. Unfortunately in many parts of the world this leads to massive starvation as they cannot see well enough to farm and hunt properly. In more developed countries the spiralling cost of the energy demands of constantly lighting throughout the entire infrastructure of our society proves to be the final push that sends us into an economic meltdown from which we cannot recover.

Also, for some reason the tv schedules don't change so everyone is stuck watching the least interesting and inane tv shows :D

I wish I could speak any language I wanted.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 16, 2011, 09:26:43 pm: Wish granted. You can speak any language you want, but you can't understand what you say nor what the other people say to you.

I wish I had superpowers.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: KhanCipher on August 16, 2011, 10:13:16 pm: wish granted. You now have X-ray vision, but you can't see through any object that's more than 2 inches thick, and whenever you try to scan women for your own desires, you can't see past the undergarments.

I wish... that i had thousands of shak mods (try and corrupt that one :P).
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on August 16, 2011, 11:14:44 pm: You have thousands of Shak mods, and even better, they're the ones the actual Shak use, not the weaker player versions.

Unfortunately, you can only equip them on Shak units... good luck getting one. :P

I wish I was a hell of a lot better at finding freelance contracts. (The programming kind so people can't use the obvious "you become a contract killer and get executed" reply. :P)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 16, 2011, 11:48:27 pm: Quote from: KhanCipher on August 16, 2011, 10:13:16 pm
wish granted. You now have X-ray vision, but you can't see through any object that's more than 2 inches thick, and whenever you try to scan women for your own desires, you can't see past the undergarments.

Sounds good to me. :D

You reply to a contract, and when you go to meet them they enslave you as a corporate coding monkey chained to your desk for less than minimum wage. You also work for jagex now.

I wish jobs were easier to find.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: KhanCipher on August 17, 2011, 12:06:14 am: Wish granted. You go to your parents and get a job for no pay. trollololol.

i wish i could find l o v e. (l o v e that lasts, so have fun trying to corrupt that xD)

edit: since when is "l o v e" a "bad" word?
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 17, 2011, 12:36:48 am: Congrats, you find the abominable snowman who catches you and squeezes you to death saying "I will hug you and love you and pet you and call you George."

I wish I could sleep better.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 17, 2011, 05:44:40 pm: You immediately lapse into a deep dreamless sleep that lasts until you're 84. On your 84th birthday you wake up to have your family explain to you that the cost of supporting you and the medical care keeping you alive these past years has bankrupt the family and the stress has caused several suicides among those you love. The shock of this revelation causes you to have a heart attack which kills you.

But at least you're well rested :D

I wish I was good with a frisbee
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on August 17, 2011, 08:38:33 pm: MI6 trains you to be a frisbee player, as they've discovered a way to sneak a bomb in front of an enemy buildings described as a harmless frisbee. Some highly experienced players work with you until your technique is nearly perfect, allowing you to a "play a game" for a few minutes, arm the bomb, then "accidentally" toss it over a wall, where it will be ignored until it detonates.

For a while, you have a stunningly successful career as a covert saboteur, while also enjoying many a regular game, both competitively and with friends. You are soon recognized as one of the greatest players the world has ever known.

Unfortunately, one of your bombings is eventually caught on camera, and your next target, anticipating the attack, returns the thrown frisbee to you with a very large industrial fan. They never do find most of the pieces.

I wish I didn't suck at drawing. (the art kind, not the weapon kind :P)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 18, 2011, 09:25:57 pm: You're the first to test out a brand new piece of technology. They have figured out how to download skills and abilities, copy them and upload them into other people.

As a test they try to improve your drawing abilities. Unfortunately they haven't tweaked the settings quite right. You become one of the most brilliant artists mankind has ever know. Unfortunately you forget how to walk, speak, read, write and eat under your own power. Those areas of your brain have been permently damaged and those skills can never be regained.

I wish I had the patience to become a master in some skill (ie playing the piano, throwing cards, magic tricks etc)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on August 21, 2011, 12:37:02 am: you have become a master of car mechanism,you made cars super fast and barely damaged on a crash,that resulted in the corruption of many building due to crashes,and people used lots of petrol because their super cars never get wrecked which meant the end of petrol on earth

i wish people had the ability to change races
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on August 21, 2011, 02:04:34 am: They do... but now Jenson Button keeps winning the tour the france!

I wish there was a cheaper way to get drunk
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 21, 2011, 12:29:26 pm: Simple - you experience massive liver failure. Your body will now be completely unable to process the alcohol out of your system and once you're drunk, you'll stay drunk.

Side effects may include death.

I wish I had the ability to rewind and fastforward time at will.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on August 21, 2011, 01:27:02 pm: that meant the death of all spammers because they keep repeating the same thing over and over,and you made everybody who can talk a spammer because you keep replaying their spam resulting in the end of all humans,furries,drags,dragumans and anything that talks/writes

i wish all the furries had the ability to fly
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on August 22, 2011, 06:39:14 pm: All the furrys become birds, making them feather-ys and so the world gets a higher bird population. In response hunting seasons are expanded to bring down the rampant population.

I wish moving things into apartments was easier.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on August 22, 2011, 11:51:44 pm: God blessed all the talking creatures with the ability to command objects,but now that made everything go hustle and bustle and terror expanded which resulting in people giving silly commands such as "i wish this table turns into a nuke and destroys the whole planet,i just want to die... that gives me an idea,TABLE! yes you,become a 5x5 kilometers big nuke and destroy the earth,but dont destroy neighbor planets"

i wish i had the key to world domination
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on August 23, 2011, 01:50:51 am: Someone names a bar World Domination. They order a new key for the front door, and a typo gets it sent to your house.

I wish the world would spend trillions on peaceful science instead of war.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on August 23, 2011, 02:14:51 am: humanity created an anti-death generator.each country have one of it,and humanity over flooded the earth,everyone now have 3 common illnesses which are plague,swine flu and swine fly(which makes people fly to death,but they cant die anyway) people lived in pain and torturing so in china they decided to destroy the peace generators which resulted in the death of everyone in china and 50% of the rest of humanity have gone to china to suicide,and the rest lived in the pain of illness

i wish someone could spam me by sending me cheese burgers
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on August 27, 2011, 03:17:42 pm: (on the note of anti-death generators - has anyone else been watching Torchwood?)

I'm...not really sure that wish needs corrupting. Someones spams you with cheeseburgers :P But in the interests of being thorough :P

Every morning when you wake up someone has put a cheese burger under your pillow and its smeared all over your bed. They've stuffed one through your letter box and they hide them under the cushions in your sofa. You find them in bags and no matter what food you order at a restaurant, they serve you a cheeseburger. This leads to you smelling of rotting cheeseburger so everyone stops hanging out with you. Plus you get chronic stomache problems and spots from only eating cheese burgers.

Eventually you die of vitamin deficiencies, obese and alone, 5 years from now. Only one person comes to your funeral. They leave a cheese burger on your grave.

I wish I had the ability to change my shape at will.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bullseye55 on August 27, 2011, 03:38:22 pm: You can change your shape at will, but not without sacrificing one of your most valued possessions.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on August 27, 2011, 10:03:15 pm: Quote from: Bullseye55 on August 27, 2011, 03:38:22 pm
You can change your shape at will, but not without sacrificing one of your most valued possessions.

wuts yoh wish? ???
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: SirGalahad on September 02, 2011, 03:38:11 am: *While the backflow of people wait for Bullseye to make a wish, someone cries out, 'I want a cheeseburger!'*

-that people played the game how it should be played.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on September 02, 2011, 05:11:16 am: Unbreaking the thread...

I wish Minecraft had a single, unified mod platform so we could use any combination of mods we wanted.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on September 02, 2011, 05:22:25 am: Mods are now just parts of the game that can never be added to or improved. They are part of the game proper. But you can choose which you want.

I wish text books weren't so dry.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on September 02, 2011, 09:40:08 am: ...well thats almost too easy.

Whenever you try to sit down and read a textbook, someone appears from nowhere and empties a bucket of water on your head. As a result you fail to pass any exams ever again.

I wish the english language had more clearly defined rules and less words with dual meanings that could be misinterpreted :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on September 02, 2011, 04:25:58 pm: Congrats, your wish killed the game as now most of the things we use to corrupt the wishes now have set in stone single meanings.

I wish I weren't so tired in the mornings.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: SirGalahad on September 02, 2011, 06:37:32 pm: *Valsidor wakes some mornings to find he orgasmed over night.

-that we have a somewhat truthful role playing thread.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on March 23, 2012, 11:32:04 am: Quote from: SirGalahad on September 02, 2011, 06:37:32 pm
*Valsidor wakes some mornings to find he orgasmed over night.

-that we have a somewhat truthful role playing thread.

everyone chosed the evil side resulting in destroying the world

i wish i was more of a nub
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on March 23, 2012, 06:02:43 pm: Hey, you can't wish for what you already are! :P

I wish I owned a mecha.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on March 23, 2012, 08:35:56 pm: ERROR: TARGET NOT RECOGNIZED,BEGIN NEUTRALISATION!!!

you died :P

i wish i was more of a pro
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on March 23, 2012, 09:30:04 pm: You're a professional janitor, one of the best. It's YOU they call to clean up the *really* nasty bathroom accidents.

I wish more people cared more about people and less about profit.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: The_Black_Assalant on March 26, 2012, 09:14:04 pm: People all care now more about each other then about profit. after 2 months the stock market crashes,the world falls in anarchy,and aliens now rule are planet.

I wish is was a data file :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Valsidor on March 26, 2012, 10:41:20 pm: You are one of the hidden data files, and some noob computer guy reveals all hidden files and accidentally deletes you. And forgets and does 35 passes on the hard drive.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on March 27, 2012, 02:42:58 am: Congrats, you're now a trillionaire.
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/8263/zimbabwecurrency.jpg)

I wish I could find an MMORPG I actually want to stick with for a while.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Hihahahalol on March 27, 2012, 06:45:51 pm: You kept on playing it and got addicted to the point you stopped working,after a month you were forced not to pay the internet bills so you can buy enough food to keep you alive

i wish my wish doesnt get corrupted AND being the troll in this thread without having this thread being boring or annoying to anyone
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on November 05, 2012, 10:29:56 am: It doesn't get corrupted, it gets ignored. Everyone moves on, so it doesn't become boring or annoying.

I wish I had a lot more social experience.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on November 05, 2012, 11:34:59 am: Your wish has been granted, you are now a sex worker exclusively for retirement homes and other social endevours.

I wish I could visit other planets
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Bullseye55 on November 05, 2012, 10:39:09 pm: You can visit other planets, though Earth was blasted by Aliens.

I wish I was an alien, that would destroy Humanity. :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on November 05, 2012, 11:24:40 pm: You become a non-sentient alien parasite.

I wish legal systems were based more on evidence and less on which side could afford a better lawyer.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on November 06, 2012, 01:30:32 pm: Quote from: Trerro on November 05, 2012, 11:24:40 pm
You become a non-sentient alien parasite.

I wish legal systems were based more on evidence and less on which side could afford a better lawyer.

Done, you are now innocent until caught red handed, possibly with the rope on Mss Murdoch in the Kitchen.

I wish the plumber who's at my place right now would fix my dry faucet faster
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on November 26, 2012, 10:00:50 pm: Not often do I corrupt my own wish, but he did flood my place!

I wish everything wouldn't have to be such a god damn struggle :P
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on December 08, 2012, 09:11:04 am: You find yourself in a coma for several years... but hey, no daily struggles!

I wish tech would advance faster.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on December 08, 2012, 09:14:24 am: It does, it's just the machine taking over though!

I wish this forum would work properly!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on January 03, 2013, 05:57:10 am: The forum works perfectly, but your cable/dsl/FIOS lines are permanently cut, leaving you without access.

I wish everyone a happy new year!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: iggy on January 05, 2013, 09:00:40 pm: Your wish is granted, it is now 2014!

I wish my the temp on my AC would actually be correct so that my heater would work! (there's like no central heating anywhere here)
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on January 07, 2013, 06:26:42 pm: The thermostat now reads the correct temperature of 20C. However, the programmers of the thermostat missed a bug that translated the temperature to 293K, which the computer reads as 293C. Therefore, your AC kicks on in a fruitless attempt to lower the temperature from 293C to 20C, and leaves your room an icebox.

I wish for three more wishes!
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on February 12, 2013, 11:42:52 am: 3 wishes are granted... to a random despot.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: GPH on February 25, 2013, 12:51:31 pm: The nearest animal with a tail is drawn to you. Their tail fuses to you with the animal on the other end. Congratulations, you now probably have a cat/dog fused to you! Possibly a rodent of some sort. I hope you don't live near a farm...

I wish I hadn't entered the job market during the recession.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: oarsof6 on March 01, 2013, 03:31:23 pm: You enter the job market in 1929. After years of living on the street as a vagabond, you finally get a government job digging a hole, filling it in, then repeating. Then Germany invades Poland, and GB drafts you into the army as a combat engineer. Guess what... more ditches! You survive the Blitz to join the advance to Berlin in 1944-1945. Upon liberating countless French towns and making it through the Battle of the Bulge, a sniper takes you out the day before V-E day.

I wish that I never updated my computer to Windows 8 :-\
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on August 29, 2015, 04:40:51 pm: You never upgraded to Windows at all. You do have the most updated version of DOS 6 though!

I wish I knew how to hang glide.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Marcus Sheather-Burton on August 31, 2015, 09:26:21 am: On your first solo flight, free from the ties of an instructor, you do the Ewa Wisnierska...
(http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/ewa-sucked-into-storm-and-lives-to-tell/2007/02/16/1171405421626.html (http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/ewa-sucked-into-storm-and-lives-to-tell/2007/02/16/1171405421626.html))

I wish I had a bus pass with unlimited credit.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Trerro on September 01, 2015, 11:07:12 pm: You receive a fancy, laminated bus pass, entitling you to a free ride anywhere in Somalia.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a ~55 hr/week job that's about to go to 72, then possibly 84 and 98.
Title: Re: The corrupt a wish game
Post by: Marcus Sheather-Burton on September 05, 2015, 12:14:00 am: (That hang glider thing is nuts, eh.)

In desperation, you are finally enticed by the ubiquitous and unavoidable "make $xxx from home" ads. In signing up for your free welcome kit, your identity is stolen and the fraudsters pose as a Nigerian prince in your name. Without time to find a good lawyer (given your long hours), your defense fails when you are charged and you thrown into jail for 10 years, thereby leaving your job. (Trerro I have always wondered, what is it that you do?)

I wish I had planned Father's Day in advance.